The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Newcastle is the home of one of the greatest teams in English football and the birthplace of a famous high street bakery. I think it is better than the tendency to tell tales about people from other countries - keep it in-country.

He said to the wife : ‘Those fifteen kids we’ve got, there’s something not right … get them lined up ! He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them. Michael Gallagher: Even though I’ve gone bald I still have the same comb I’ve had for 20 years… I just can’t part with it. If you have any jokes about the dreadful excuse of a football club that is NUFC then post them here.Unfortunately, the Beatles Bible doesn't list any dates the Beatles ever played in Newcastle-under-Lyme, versus three or four dates in Newcastle-upon-Tyne. And then there’s McClaren: hapless, hopeless, incompetent, a man who has failed at every level of management.

Alan Simpson: “We all knew to a man that things were going badly for us ,when chairman Westwood put his patch over his good eye. The horse, not being initiated in the polite, though objectionable art of rubber-soleing, was breaking wind rather profusely on this particular journey. Geordie’s wife bought a piglet in the pub, and staggered home, where Geordie was watching the tellie. In an ideal world they wouldn’t be singing that – but when did it become so taboo for football fans to engage in (what they see as) banter?The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. I for one don’t sing those songs but I’m not outraged by them, I just don’t think they are either clever or original, not particularly funny and most importantly it isn’t really related to supporting your own team.



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